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Ok. We’ve all heard about Mr. Florida man running around naked trying to eat a dude’s face off. Right? Right. http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/29/us/florida-police-kill-naked-attacker.html 

Now I’ve heard MANY people say “oh fuck yo it’s the zombies ahhhhahhaglugglug”. NO FUCK YOU This guy was on a delectable drug known as PCP. This shit makes you want to wrestle hippos, destroy rainforests, and occassionally gnaw on people. Oh so he was naked, big deal: the clothes were just a hinderance. 

Point being; zombies aren’t coming (yet). People have been, and will continue to, bite off each other’s faces because they’re on fucking PCP. Why? Because it’s fucking PCP and that’s just what it does. So y’all can chill. No zombies, just PCP cannibalism.

ok I’m done

PCP

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filmsfoodandphotos:

Solo Cups: Knowledge

I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students. 

It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!

why has nobody ever told me this….

mind blowing

omg

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bigclitslittletits:

Reposting this again, just thought I should post for people who don’t know/would like to know more

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heart-stopping

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transparrotfish:

[Image description: Hybrid meme photo, top half has black and red background with a photo of the retail robin, the bottom half has a blue and pink background with a photo of the ditto pokemon. Top text: “in your opinion is this more for a boy or a girl?” Bottom text: “…uuhh…”  End description]

I get this a lot at my store.

I’m really not the best person you should be asking this…

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mathaniel:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

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hex-girlfriend:

wayside school was my life as a kid i still read them i should get a wayside school related tat someday

FUCK YOU MRS.GORF

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sfrfaceplant:

This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5” and a depth of about 6”. You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don’t have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!
 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

goldenheartedrose:

Autism Speaks is probably the most well-known charity out there when it comes to autism. Just because they have the most media coverage and celebrity support does not mean they are a good organization.

• Autism Speaks does not have a single autistic member on their board.
• Autism Speaks only…

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gloomyteens:

do you see this image? this is the computer generated image of what the world is going to look like in december of 2012. it’s a horribel sight isn’t it? stop this madness, lets prevent the ending of the world. stop kony 2012

stop kony from smashing some planets together he has the power

Actually it’s a replicated image of when Thea crashed into Earth to form the moon, but okay.

No, this is an MRI of someone dying. The brain releases a endorphins at the moment of death, making them feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken.

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

No you guys this is what an abortion looks like at nine months. Reblog if you’re against the baby-killing liberal media.

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narcotic:

A driver who was high on cocaine destroyed an entire cornfield in an attempt to escape from the police. Four police cars were destroyed before the 35-year-old crashed into a ditch and was arrested, near the village of Dussen in the south of the Netherlands.

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